2008

25 Potential Weapons Descending in Order of Desperation.


I’m lying in bed in a new house, can hear unfamiliar creaks and other noises including wailing sirens and police helicopters. This area has never had the best press and talking of press they say this country’s going to the dogs, and only the other week a couple were killed in their own home. Right to bear arms? Not on yer Nelly, not Sir in England.

I’m lying in bed in a new house in the dark, thinking I’m not going to end up a victim, on the news, with a CSO stood outside my door, with blue and white tape, POLICE DO NOT ENTER.
It’s OK I can protect myself, think, think how can I defend me and mine against the hordes waiting at the end of our street……………